Rabbit Talk

8:22

Hi. I am Heidi's Rabbit. She calls me Zorba. But really I am a queen.

Heidi has been really busy lately (crunch crunch crunch) and I feel really abandoned quite frankly.

Since she is gone so much, I decided to teach myself how to type. So I am going to be the one telling you stories on this here, blog, thing.

If I was writing about myself, I would tell you about the aweful day I got a bath. Or the lucious grass that Heidi put in my cage the other week. But I am not.

8:40

Sorry. There was a most unusual loud noise and I had to go into my cave for a while. I am back. Where was I (click click click)? OH yes! What should I write about Heidi? You see, I figured I would write about Heidi because then she might hang out with me more often if I (crunch munch) did something thoughtful for her. As it were, I do not have much to tell you. Cause she is not here often. When she is here, however, she has been acting quite silly.

The other day she came in all excited with a big white flowy thing she called her wedding dress. Thats right...now I remember. She is getting married. . . to a guy named Henry. Henry is ok and everything, but can be really loud on the carpet. He doesn't tip toe like Heidi does. He makes Heidi laugh a lot too, which can be rather obnoxious. She gets too loud then. But they seem happy I suppose.

She talks to her mother a lot more now and sits on the couch looking into this computer here thing when she does. They talk nothing but wedding plans. I wish they would talk about me every once in a while. It would be a lot more interesting.

9pm

I got shut in my cage for a while while Heidi vacuumed with that loud obnoxious red thing. I don't think I will write much more since it seems she is getting ready to sleep. When that happens I get shut in my cage for the night. Which seems quite ridiculous since that is when I am most awake.

Anyway, (crunch) I am doing a favor for Heidi so I must write one more thing. One of the other conversations she had last while talking on this here computer, was with her sister Julie. Julie is wanting to run away I think. Or at least go to a different place across the water. But she doesn't have (what is that green stuff called...not grass...oh yes!) Money. She doesn't have enough money. I like Julie a lot. She is also very nice to me when she comes to visit. Not like Heidi who gave me a bath the other day. So I thought I would let you know that Julie is in trouble. But you should ask Heidi for more details.

I here Heidi's tip toes. Ta Ta!

Signed,

Queen Zorba